5:24 PM Ryan: i want to invent peanut butter dispensing knives... to make it easier to get peanut butter onto bread, the knife would contain an entire jar of peanut butter, but be only 1/8 the size!!
me: nice
Ryan: you dont invent enough things, you need to catch up
5:25 PM me: i dont?
are you serious?
i invented awesome
i think i got it covered
5:27 PM Ryan: i invented the need for awesome.... so, without that... you're pretty much just riding my coattail
*all my coats have tails, no matter how ridiculous
me: hahaha
as they should
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