thanks clusterflock! this is priceless! and seems october appropriate
on stage
When my little brother was in kindergarten he stood with his class, in front of the entire school, holding a pumpkin. My mother stood in the back of the room with the other proud parents. The pumpkin fell from his hands and broke on the stage. Tim yelled, “fuckin’ pum’kin!” I wasn’t there but I remember it like I was. (via)
