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thanks clusterflock! this is priceless! and seems october appropriate

on stage

When my little brother was in kindergarten he stood with his class, in front of the entire school, holding a pumpkin. My mother stood in the back of the room with the other proud parents. The pumpkin fell from his hands and broke on the stage. Tim yelled, “fuckin’ pum’kin!” I wasn’t there but I remember it like I was. (via)

Thanks Gtalk...

For making my life at work more interesting. I have the best friends, with the best stats! Brent has had this one up for about a week, but I still chuckle every time I hear it.