ctm.

stumbled upon these great dorky mathematical jokes. Here are a few that just tickled me! enjoy! (via)

Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.
The humor lies in the fact that Halloween occurs on October 31 and Christmas occurs on December 25, thus equating "oct" in October and octal, and "dec" in December and decimal. (This one is also often attributed to computer scientists: Real programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas — because dec(25) = oct(31).)

It's about damn time!

I can't tell you how many times I have seen too many dumb posts (or just ones I don't agree with) on facebook, and what I wouldn't do to have a dislike button! Finally (according to Mashable) we will be getting our dislike button! woot woot! (via)

Photoshop-ing

Cover of the Day!

Beyonce!
I'm recently loving a good production as performance video! This rendition of Beyonce's Single Ladies (which is also a constant on any playlist of mine) is sweet and did I mention Pomplamoose is ADOrAblE!!!!!!

(via)

ctm.

thanks clusterflock! this is priceless! and seems october appropriate

on stage

When my little brother was in kindergarten he stood with his class, in front of the entire school, holding a pumpkin. My mother stood in the back of the room with the other proud parents. The pumpkin fell from his hands and broke on the stage. Tim yelled, “fuckin’ pum’kin!” I wasn’t there but I remember it like I was. (via)

Eye Candy part V

I LOVE LOVE LOVE info graphics and this fifty years of space exploration does not disappoint! (via)

My Newest Fave Show

is Dr. Who (the new ones, mainly cause the Dr. is yummy)... So sure enough this might be the best pumpkin I've seen all year!

Exterminate Exterminate!!! (via)

Fashion of the Future via 1930

not too far off...

Playmate of the Year

Thank again Huffington Post, for another pointless, somewhat humorous post. It seems like MizMarge Simpson is posing for good ol' Heff.

It's a first for the magazine, which has had everyone from Marilyn Monroe to Cindy Crawford to the Girls of Hooters and even the likes of Jerry Seinfeld on the cover. But it's never had a cartoon character before. Marge and her pile of bright blue hair are set to grace the cover of the November issue of Playboy. It will hit the newsstands October 16.

(via)

Meeee-ooowwwww

(via)

Eye Candy part IV

Color Lovers (and Franklin) posted this great collection of prints done by Josh Brill. The Flora and Fauna prints are for sale (which I think I'm gonna have to pick up... once I get a job and steady income oc) and also have the color pallattes (think Kuler). Josh's work is definitely a keeper for the bookmarks, check it out! (via)

Sometimes Sex is on the Brain, even for Robots

Dirty Robot Mind by Joshua Winship Carpenter. Also check out his NYC 1000 Places! It's a great

Fuck the Moon!

Ends up NASA and the Moon are having a beef... well... not really. They are gonna bomb the shit outta the moon in hopes to find water in the debris.

Though the Moon mostly a dry airless desert, they believe ice could be trapped in crater shadows near the south pole which never receive any sunlight. If so it could provide vital supplies for a manned moonbase.
Last year, British scientists identified regions where water might be found on the Moon and estimated that there could be enough to fill one of Europe's largest reservoirs. (via)

TOP 5 SEXIEST MEN... IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER (no.II)

Noel Fielding. Yes Yes Yes! He is the confuser (as he told Howard on the Mighty Boosh!), British, and has major crazy eyes (something necessary, you want a lil' crazy.. but not too much). Like Jemaine he has the dark scruffy hair, and is musical. The only down fall? I think he used to date Courtney Love and that's an example when the crazy eyes have gone to far. Check out his wonderful skit as Pete Sweet.

The Living Earth

This makes me feel very insignificant (thanks Kyle). I watched this for a good while before I had to turn away. I love the internets, but this really desensitizes me to human life.

check it out. The Living Earth.

Top 5 Sexiest Men... in no particular order

Today's winner?

Jemaine, from Flight of the Conchords, and the rumor is HBO is talking about a third season... swoon...

I do love me a guy with

1. dark scruffy hair

2. bearded

3. uber dorky

4. glasses a BIG plus

5. musical

6. somewhat surely

Arial v. Helvetica (again...)

wonderous blogger swissmiss found this uber visual chart that covers the differences between the two

chart created by Raynor

I hate tweazing those bitches...

I do hate eyebrow upkeep, and that always makes me think, How important are they? well a recent study showed more important than I thought!

According to a study by Javid Sadr and his colleagues at MIT, eyebrows are a crucial part of facial identification. The behavioral neuroscientists discovered that faces without eyebrows are like land without landmarks. The study: Volunteers were asked to identify fifty famous faces, including that of former U.S. president Richard Nixon and actor Winona Ryder. The photos were digitally altered and shown either without eyebrows or without eyes. When celebrities lacked eyes, subjects could recognize them nearly 60 percent of the time. However, when celebrities lacked eyebrows, subjects recognized them only 46 percent of time.

(via)

I Got a Wii!

That's right! I am now a wii owner! so if you are one too, Let's be wii friends! Befriend me! my number is 7758 7093 1786 1648

6 Fonts that Piss People Off

A furor erupts when Ikea changes its official typeface. Here are five other controversial fonts, involving Nazis, incest, and comic books.

this might be my fave exert...

Germans argued for literally hundreds of years over which font was more German: Antiqua, or Fraktur. Antiqua was descended from old Latin typefaces; Fraktur was invented in the 17th century, and was used in Germany's first newspapers. Otto von Bismark wouldn't read anything that wasn't printed in Fraktur; on the other side, Goethe, Nietzsche and Jakob Grimm (of the brothers Grimm) all decried it, in favor of Antiqua. Hitler eventually settled the dispute: The Nazi's banned Fraktur due to its (untrue) "Jewish" origins. (Nazi buffoonery, as always, was on full display; the dictate against Fraktur was printed in Fraktur.) The Allies then resuscitated the font, in the money printed by their interim government.

(via)

Urban Dictionary

I am not the biggest football fan, but I have always been a fan of people watching, and at a University of Tennessee football game its always at it's A-game. Regardless of personal pride for my alma mater you can't help but get caught up in the excitement. And with the replacement of ol' Phil (aka the Great Pumpkin) with the hottie Lane Kiffin, I figure this might be 'our' season... but then ut goes and starts lame Jonathan Crompton. BUT! some cleaver alumni decided to give him the best put down ever, an entry in Urban Dictionary.

Thanks for the classic sass and diss-ing! Be sure to check it and thumbs up it!

1.	Crompton	13 up, 1 down
	1) To throw an object 10 yards above a person's head or 10 yards short of their feet. 2) To perform a task well in a non-consequential activity but poorly in a real-life scenario. Man, I would have caught that beer if you hadn't Cromptoned it!

5 Tips for Raising your Girl Geek..

I can't believe this wasn't around back in the day! As a proud Geek Girl, I truely identified with this article . . .

being a geek kid isn’t easy; and being a geek girl might even be harder. Here are some things to keep in mind if you are raising a geek girl that might help her–and you–get through the school years.

Listing cute categories such as The Book Factor, The Pop Culture Factor, The Boy Factor, The Self-Image Factor... adorable! thanks wired! (via)

Unemployment

Let it begin! I have officially become 'jobless'. I have filed for unemployment and food stamps (yes, that's right, I have no shame). So this blog will go 1 of 2 ways (more posts or a complete fall off). Wish me luck in my new adventures. and stay tuned!

Eye Candy (part III)

Stumbled upon Marek Haiduk, a Graphic Designer and Illustrator from Germany. His flicker page and website is total inspiration... The use of collision and montage is great, with a nice lil' nod to constructivism (my fave)... Here's a few I found on his flicker page.

mizmargauxxx's mixxx

It's Dance Dance Music Time! These are the songs helpin' me through the day...

Amanda Blank featuring Spank Rock - Gimme What you Got
I can't get enough of this chick! I first fell for her in the Diplo remix of Santogold's I'm a Lady, but now her coo-ing and me-ows are stuck on me... swoon


Tiesto featuring Tegan and Sara - I feel It In My Bones
Is gearing up for another tour. I can't wait! Tiesto: I'll See you in Nashville! xoxoxo


Kid CuDi featuring MGMT and Ratatat - Pursuit of Happiness
a sweet lil' mix, bringing together 3 of my newest fave artists. This one has probably played like 12+ times today!